Wolverine leaks a torrential downpour
Wolverine's mad 'cause you pirated his movie
Wolverine has escaped from 20th Century Fox's secret labs and is rampaging across bit-torrent sites. The bootleg of the film, a spin-off from the blockbuster X-Men comic book franchise, may be missing the score and many special effects, but it's available a month before the premier, in near-DVD quality, without watermarks or a time code.
Reports claim that it's an early workprint, at least 10 minutes shorter than the release, and that action sequences may be "less gory" than in the final version.
Rod Extreme! Ocean’s Thirteen mis-subtitled
Engrish in translation
Ocean's Thirteen: pirated in Germany, subtitles added for Chinese and Korean street markets... and bizarrely in English.
Dig this scene, in which David Paymer (as a quality reviewer) tries to get a table at the casino's Italian restaurant -- it's almost intelligible.
| Actual | Subtitled |
| Paymer: Hello | Hello |
| I'd like a table for one | I want to set a table |
| I hear your risotto is tremendous | I heard you were pretty good here |
| Host: It is tremendous | really this is the President |
| The name on the reservation? | minute I saw no one set it down |
| Paymer: I'm a walk in. | I was in here |
| Host: I'm sorry, sir, I can't accommodate you. | Excuse me, Mr. I can not provide to you. |
| (Paymer looks around at empty tables) | |
| Host: Those are reserved | how that |
| May I recommend one of our other restaurants? | Why not consider other restaurant? |
| Ling Su, Cantonese-inspired Szechuan cuisine | very delicate environment sexy hospitality |
| Paymer: Great | Rod extreme |
Shortly afterwards, the subs degrade into meaningless non-sequiturs, when the dialogue gets confusingly techspeaky during a telephone call between Brad Pitt ("Rusty Ryan") and Don Cheadle ("Basher Tarr"):
| Actual | Subtitled |
| Ryan: Yeah? Take it easy. What's the problem? | I was out what happened |
| Tarr: The tri-code optimizer that feed into the nipple-sleeve receivers perforated their lubricating bladders and began pressing against the sidewalls. | could not believe This is simply arbitrary shape We must re-ordering Do you think it |
| Picture a knee, but without any cartilage, bone on bone | I pulled right optimistic about the waiters |
| There's a shearing effect with alloy of a different density or grade | This is no different from Rod extremely waiter |
| Ryan: Becomes magnetized, reverse polarization, I know. Where does that put us? | Do not panic waiter I just do not see |
| Tarr: Cattled | really fucking |
Leastwise the translator got the gist of "cattled."
