Paris Hilton Exposed Again,
Celebs Screwed
If she weren't fabulously rich and moderately attractive, would anybody care?
Looks like the world has it in for poor little rich girl Paris H. She's suffered yet another monumental embarrassment-- and this one makes sex tapes seem pale by comparison: yesterday, her T-Mobile Blackberry Sidekick's was hacked, and her power-packed phonebook and calendar posted to the Internet for all to see.
Woe to be the young, beautiful and famous who hang with this super-ditz. Apparently she keeps an active list of celeb's numbers and email addresses, ready to call on at a moment's notice. Yes, I've seen 'em. And yes, just for a second (or two) I considered dialing Fiona Apple to ask when the heck her year-overdue album was going to be out... but knowing the Netizens as I do, I figured there'd be no point. They've been there, done that, and created a Cafe Press Shop to sell you the "I Hack Partygirl CellPhones" t-shirt.