Osama Still Alive
So sayeth the counter-rumors. Here’s the thing: bin Laden exists in the Heisenberg state of being simultaneously both dead and alive. No one knows for sure — or rather those who do know aren’t talking. So long as news about [...]
Conspiracy theory du jour: Wagging the dog
The news-sphere is abuzz with reports of a “leak” from French intelligence that Osama bin Laden died last month due to typhoid. It’s time to reveal my own personal conspiracy theory: Yes, Osama is dead; but he died five years [...]