In the ever-changing realm of self-nick-name, Sean “P. Puff Puffy Daddy Diddy” Combs has no equal. Heck, while everyone has forgotten the unpronounceable symbol (O(+>) that the Artist-Now-Once-Again Known-As-Prince used, Combs continues to tweak the collective noses of his supposed fans by yet again taking on a new moniker. Says the former “P. Diddy”:
“We had to move the P. We had to simplify it. Diddy is more personal. We are entering into the age of Diddy. It’s a new era.
…I’ve let down my guard. I’m fully exposed. We are going to have a lot of fun with it. It is the return of hip-hop, rock ‘n’ roll superstars and they call them Diddy. I’m going to start talking in the third person everything.”
This cat is one purple outfit away from super-villian status.
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