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More Scenes from LA

By simon on December 28, 2008 in Personal, Travel

EXT. BUS STOP - SUNSET BOULEVARD - NIGHT

ANDREW and SIMON sit at a well-lit, modern bus stop, waiting.

Next to them sits a YOUNG BLACK MAN with a white pullover and hood. He has a long scraggly beard, holds a paperback with Hebrew on the front and a tube, gift-wrapped in African-designs.

An overweight MIDDLE-AGED MAN approaches. His head is shaven, and he sports a small mustache, a single loop earring, white t-shirt and denim shorts.

MIDDLE-AGED MAN

    Do any of you have any cigarettes?

ANDREW

    Sorry, we don't smoke.

MIDDLE-AGED MAN

    Nobody smokes any more. The whole country's changing!

He sighs and turns to survey the black man.

MIDDLE-AGED MAN

    You look like a foreigner-- where are you from?

YOUNG BLACK MAN

    I am Egyptian.

MIDDLE-AGED MAN

    Oh. The only Egypt person I know is that king... Tutanko...uh...komeni?

YOUNG BLACK MAN

    Tut Ankh Amon.

SIMON
(aside, to Middle-Aged Man)

    I think he's a different kind of Egyptian.

YOUNG BLACK MAN
(in clear American English)

    NO!

He pulls back his hood to reveal hair styled like an Egyptian head-dress, and slides his left sleeve up to show an arm tattooed to the wrist with intricate, full-colored hieroglyphic-like designs.

YOUNG BLACK MAN
(cont.)

    I am a direct descendant of the Pharoahs. My bloodline goes back five thousand years!

MIDDLE-AGED MAN

    What's your name?

YOUNG BLACK MAN

    Tut Ankh Mose

MIDDLE-AGED MAN

    Well, have a happy holiday. Maybe we'll meet again!

YOUNG BLACK MAN

    Oh, yes, we will.

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