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Osama Still Alive

So sayeth the counter-rumors.
Here’s the thing: bin Laden exists in the Heisenberg state of being simultaneously both dead and alive. No one knows for sure — or rather those who do know aren’t talking. So long as news about him can pop up when needed, he serves as a symbol to both “sides”: a [...]

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Conspiracy theory du jour: Wagging the dog

The news-sphere is abuzz with reports of a “leak” from French intelligence that Osama bin Laden died last month due to typhoid. It’s time to reveal my own personal conspiracy theory: Yes, Osama is dead; but he died five years ago, after the initial US invasion into Afganistan, at the attack on the Tora [...]

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